kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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