shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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