I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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