we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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