let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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