This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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