I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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