once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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