Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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