honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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