He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Randomize
