what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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