A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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