We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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