Your tits are I can't wait for
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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