and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We got so high we made milksteak
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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