If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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