Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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