she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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