it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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