Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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