My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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