She is in my trunk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Of course I have a pirate flag
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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