All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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