i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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