id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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