I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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