Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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