My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We don't watch enough power rangers
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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