we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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