You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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