I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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