wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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