No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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