sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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