she was so not down for the gang bang
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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