fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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