so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my sisters under your porch take her home
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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