would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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