i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think your dad took our porno
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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