this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm always down for nudity.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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