And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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