I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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