Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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