she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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