found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
we're so committed to being not committed
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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