i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I love having hate sex.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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