If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
handjob tips. give me some.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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