No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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