going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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