In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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