Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Randomize